Outdoor Hobbyists Gifts

'Uh... do you think it's too late to put in bulbs?'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

Fly Fishing

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'More bubbles!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Bike Rides

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'