Outdoor Hobbyists Gifts

'Uh... do you think it's too late to put in bulbs?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bring your own inflatable.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"He loves his leaf blower."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"