Horsepower Junkie Mugs

"It's not porn, it's a Massey Ferguson 6700 S with 200 HP."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Caption contest"

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Nuclear energy.

Sandcastles

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"You're violating my airspace."

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

"Leading by example just didn't seem to be getting anywhere."

'Yes, I finally quit smoking and drinking, Dad! I found out that the power to ruin people's lives is much more satisfying!'

'Here - let me do it!'

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

Birdhouse Garage

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

Big Fish Eat Little Fish

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."