Power Trip Enthusiast Mugs

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

"So, which one of these buttons releases the hounds?"

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

A politician's dream come true...

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Nanny with children on leash

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

Sandcastles

Nuclear energy.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

"You're violating my airspace."

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

"The vibrating is good, but can't you program them to tremble more realistically when I walk by?"

Dog with long tongue out car window.