Horsepower Enthusiast Gifts

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Horse rider driving his car like a horse

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Caption contest"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Biker At Museum

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Cow outboard engine

Nuclear energy.

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Sandcastles

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Motor-blender.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Life in the Fast Lane.