Horsepower Hunter Gifts

"Miles per tankful."

"Looks like we found the issue."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"Caption contest"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Delights of the Chace.

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

Feeting Frenzy

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"We offer medical, life and home insurance. Car insurance, paid vacations and stock options. Daycare. One drawback: no salary."

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

"I'm thinking of calling it a horseless carriage."

High energy drinks

Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundred of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But now one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is ... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one.

"One horsepower, and yours?"

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"The owner says that his ancestors go back hundreds of years, but so do ours!"

"Since Gerald discovered he had 5% Viking DNA he insists on fitting in a bit of pillaging before tea."