High-protein Hunter Gifts

'...Forbidden foods are only allowed when cheating...'

Pointing.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Business of Finger-pointing

'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'

'Remember, the best things in life are free. Our job is to acquire them and sell them back to the public.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

'No point in looking for a silver lining - we've already sold off all mineral rights.'

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Game Addiction

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

Get a life

"I was looking for an employee who could lift our profits... then I met a frog who said 'Kiss me'!"

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

'Joey, I could spend all day telling you about risks and rewards...my advice is let greed be your guide!'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."