Sporty Hunters Gifts

Track & Field & Stream Magazine

Pointing.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

Computers affect real life.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Great mouser!

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

The Browntail Craptor

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

Hunting Out of Season

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

'Get your toys out of the living room!'

I'm impressed with my new pointer!