Hearty Meal Hunter Gifts

"Just bring me something that'll put hairs on my chest."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

"Surprise me."

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

'Eat it while it's still £6.50.'

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

Sisyphus still scrolling to find the recipe

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Gruber, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

Food leaflets.

"You can stop the pain, Marcel. Just show us how to crust a sea bass."

'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'

Thoughts and Prayers

GREAT MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD: Suddenly Warren ate up all his dinner.

Diet tip no 14325: Take time to enjoy your food. "Did you forget to take the pizza out of the box again?"

"He has some food issues."

Give Me the Number 3 Combo'