Miracle Meal Seeker Gifts

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

LAY ZEE FUK

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Fishing with God

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Holy Macaroni,

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

Real Fast Food.

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

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'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

Doctor to patient: 'Nah - you don't need to make a hospital appointment. I can do this procedure with a laser pen.'

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

"Surprise me."

"Thank you, sir."

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'