Food Miracle Lover Gifts

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Pasta

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"The bagels are better in New York."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Moses as a child.

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

"George often brings his work home with him."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

"The wings are addictive."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."