Food Miracle Lover Prints

Moses creates the Banana Split

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Pasta

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Moses as a child.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"George often brings his work home with him."

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

I always forget - is it white with dry food and red with wet food, or the other way around?

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

"The wings are addictive."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'