Miracle Meal Seeker Prints

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

LAY ZEE FUK

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Fishing with God

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Holy Macaroni,

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"Put some spiritual food in there."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

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"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

Real Fast Food.

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

Doctor to patient: 'Nah - you don't need to make a hospital appointment. I can do this procedure with a laser pen.'

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

"Surprise me."

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

"Thank you, sir."

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

"I'm out of ideas. Anyone here with a fairy godmother."

'Welcome to Lourdes'