Miracle Seeker Gifts

The theory of probability...

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"Oh, great. Now I'll be late for work."

'And then it happened. Halfway through your sermon, my insomnia was miraculously cured!'

'what do you mean 'Don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

Golfer being helped by God

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

"What if we don't change anything at all...and something magical just happens."

"I'm suspending my campaign, gentlemen, until such a time as I can obtain a fresh supply of pixie dust."

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

'Just out of curiosity, sir, let's try Moses' Plumbing.'

'You're not going to believe this, but now they want You to make the sun stand still so they can have a battle.'

Fishing with God

"I want you to put your faith in the miracle of modern medicine. By which I mean you should hope for a miracle."

'Welcome to Lourdes'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"Thank you, sir."

'I can ask, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't do breast enhancements.'

"Impressive! Apert from weddings, are you available for birthdays and Bar-Mitzvah's?"

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Fancy dinners with Jesus.

Jesus cures the blind man.

Jesus walking on Polluted Water

'Don't worry. All you need is a revolutionary miracle drug that will be the medical discovery of the century. I'll see what I can whip up.'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

It was the stupidest miracle ever, but it was their miracle.

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

You urgently need a holiday, and I suggest Lourdes!

"When did you decide to start going to church?"

"Can you perform a large-scale miracle on a parlor trick budget?"

Hanukkah Dreidel

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

'Hey! - I just thought up another mysterious way to perform wonders!'