Miracle Seekers Gifts

Profits - And finally I've asked Father O'Flynn to pray for a miracle.

Miracle: Walking on Water

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Fishing with God

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Storm in a magic lamp.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Moon

Inkwell Genie.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Emma's Unicorn

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"You're on mute."