Hunter Extraordinaire Gifts

Hunting

'I think we found one of those much-used turkey roosting sites.'

"Look, a bug!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Pointing.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

The Airport.

'You are doing it wrong.'

"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Steroids.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Tourist Directions

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Great mouser!

Confusing directions.

'You're a good first draft. We would like to see a finished version.'