Horsepower Admirers Gifts

"Caption contest"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

My horse for a kingdom.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

The Mythical Unicorn.

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Driving Tours

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Where Zebra's Come From.

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Nag, Nag, Nag.

Aged Centaur.

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."