"I'm thinking of calling it a horseless carriage."
Horsepower Historian Gifts
Looking for a gift for a horsepower enthusiast? Our creative collection features fun and thoughtful items celebrating the evolution of engines, racing, and automotive legends. Perfect for history buffs and gearheads alike, these products make a nostalgic, stylish statement about their love for horsepower lore.
"I hear you bought a new classic car."
"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"
"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."
Trojan Hurdler.
"Caption contest"
Charles Darwin
"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"
"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."
Owl Through Time
"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."
'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'
David Attenborough
"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."
Chernobyl, 30th anniversary
"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."
"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."
'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'
Museum. Petrified Forest. What is the petrified forest scared of?
Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'
Trainspotters.
"You're right. We really don't know what the skin looked like."
Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."
Pierre de Coubertin - Founder of the Modern Olympics
"One horsepower, and yours?"
Early Power Saws
Wheel Passes MOT
Oh, I'm just going through the normal aging process -- You know: stone, ice, bronze, iron, space …
stonehenge bowling...
Basic Evolution Theory - "Well how about that."
'In my day, it weren't just cold - it were bleak an' all.'
The development of cars.
Penny Farthing in Giant Wheel Clamp.
The Semi-trailer Truck's version of a Cemetery with a truck about to be buried
"You know it's just a name, right?"
Horsepower Historian Gifts Collection
Horsepower Historian Mugs
Explore our full range of horsepower historian mugs and find the perfect brew companion for car lovers and engine enthusiasts.
Horsepower Historian Pillows
Browse our stylish pillows featuring horsepower motifs, adding personality and comfort to any automotive enthusiast’s living space.
Horsepower Historian Prints
Check out our vintage engine art prints, perfect for decorating the den of any horsepower history buff.
Horsepower Historian T-Shirts
Discover our collection of horsepower-themed T-shirts—ideal for automotive aficionados who want to wear their passion with pride.