Automotive Historian Gifts

The development of cars.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

"The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery."

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

I believe it's all done now by a microchip in Milton Keynes.

Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

Power Station

Trainspotters.

'Found your problem...there was a hairball in the gas line.'

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

"Get all the second opinions you want, doctor, …. You'll still be a quart low."

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

'We're in luck! It's only half flat.'

' I thought I'd call my invention 'the Wheel' - What are you going to call yours?'

'One owner. The guy lost his license.'