Automobile History Buff Gifts

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

George Washington Toll Plaza

The development of cars.

"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."

'One owner. The guy lost his license.'

Wheel Passes MOT

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

'It used to be a cop car. That would explain the guy in the back wearing handcuffs.'

"My dad says there's a car out there with my name on it...and when I find it, I can buy it."

The Semi-trailer Truck's version of a Cemetery with a truck about to be buried

Retired Cabbie

"So, how do you like driving for Lyft?"

"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

"Now, this car has an interesting history."

The Last Rover - So Long Vehicle.