Vehicle Historian Gifts

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

The Semi-trailer Truck's version of a Cemetery with a truck about to be buried

Wheel Passes MOT

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Playdough's The Republic

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

Trainspotters.

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'

'One owner. The guy lost his license.'

The development of cars.

The Ford Taurus.