Vehicle Historian Mugs

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

The Semi-trailer Truck's version of a Cemetery with a truck about to be buried

Wheel Passes MOT

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Playdough's The Republic

"What old school? This is my life."

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

Trainspotters.

'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

Man In Tunnel Caught Between Two Oncoming Vehicles

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

The development of cars.

'One owner. The guy lost his license.'

Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".