Start their day with a dash of automotive curiosity—our mugs for the automobile archaeologist feature witty designs that celebrate vintage cars and the thrill of discovery. Ideal for coffee or tea breaks!
What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.
"I hear you bought a new classic car."
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
Coexist. Coexhaust.
"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."
"What old school? This is my life."
My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.
'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'
Car wash / Mouth wash
I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...
"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"
A man and woman use oars from within their car.
"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"
"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."
'Nice smile.'
"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."
A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.
'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'
What Hi-fi. What Camera. What Car.
"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"
It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...
"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."
COWS: Spare cow
'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'
'Apparently she looks stunning naked'
It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!
"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"
'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'
Richard Hammond.
Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.
OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.
'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'
"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"
"The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery."
Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.
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