Automotive History Buff Mugs

"What old school? This is my life."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Route 666

Smile

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

All you'd expect in a British car!

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

"The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery."

Lucky car.

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

Bad Idea: Alcohol-Fueled, Self-Driving Cars