Automotive History Buff Gifts

"What old school? This is my life."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Route 666

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

"The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery."

Lucky car.

Richard Hammond.

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

The Grim Repo - 'Chill,dude. I'm just here for your car...'

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'