Automobile Historian Gifts

The Last Rover - So Long Vehicle.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Route 666

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

Car wash / Mouth wash

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

COWS: Spare cow

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Julie was never good at parallel parking.