Horsepower Historian Pillows

"I'm thinking of calling it a horseless carriage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Trojan Hurdler.

"Caption contest"

Charles Darwin

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Owl Through Time

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

David Attenborough

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

Museum. Petrified Forest. What is the petrified forest scared of?

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

Trainspotters.

"You're right. We really don't know what the skin looked like."

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

Pierre de Coubertin - Founder of the Modern Olympics

"One horsepower, and yours?"

Early Power Saws

Wheel Passes MOT

Oh, I'm just going through the normal aging process -- You know: stone, ice, bronze, iron, space …

stonehenge bowling...

Basic Evolution Theory - "Well how about that."

'In my day, it weren't just cold - it were bleak an' all.'

The development of cars.

Penny Farthing in Giant Wheel Clamp.

The Semi-trailer Truck's version of a Cemetery with a truck about to be buried

"You know it's just a name, right?"