Horsepower Historian Pillows

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Trojan Hurdler.

"Caption contest"

Charles Darwin

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Owl Through Time

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

Trainspotters.

"You're right. We really don't know what the skin looked like."

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

Pierre de Coubertin - Founder of the Modern Olympics

stonehenge bowling...

"One horsepower, and yours?"

Early Power Saws

Wheel Passes MOT

Basic Evolution Theory - "Well how about that."

The development of cars.

Penny Farthing in Giant Wheel Clamp.

The Semi-trailer Truck's version of a Cemetery with a truck about to be buried

"You know it's just a name, right?"

'Which way to the Prehistoric Welcome Center?'