High-powered Hustler Gifts

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Engineer on the move.

Runner going through hurdles.

The Real American Dream

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

'I forgot my keys!'

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

'Hard Day?'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'You knew investment banking was dangerous when you took the job!'

The Sick Man of Europe

'I also do taxes.'

"I've finally found my calling..."

A perk of self-employment.

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute

'Loiter' means to spend time idly. I'm hustling.