Hustling Gifts

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'Loiter' means to spend time idly. I'm hustling.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Professional man hurdling

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Runner going through hurdles.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Office Woman

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

One Man Band

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Hurdles with Steps

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Loans: First hurdle.

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

Caution.

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

Under the hurdles.