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Claus 2.0

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

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'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"Caption contest"

Farmer Christmas.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

Fish Aeroplane

Mad cleaning robot.

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

Poinsettia

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The