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Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Claus 2.0

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Bravo!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Late/Too Late.

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Failure/Due Diligence

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'Risky, but I like it!'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."