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Vegetarian taxidermy

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Award Winning Gardener

The discovery of asparagus.

"Bravo!"

Taking it easy

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mantis Love

Nature Lovers

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Summer wants.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"I prefer your early pieces."

Paving over the window-box

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Poinsettia

Tightrope Walker.

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

Botanical violinist

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

"What makes you think he's new in town?"