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Vegetarian taxidermy

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Bravo!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

Taking it easy

Award Winning Gardener

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mantis Love

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Nature Lovers

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Summer wants.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

"I prefer your early pieces."

Paving over the window-box

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

Poinsettia

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Tightrope Walker.

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

Botanical violinist

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'