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Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Man helping a mini learner driver

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Free Range Christmas Poultry

Lucky car.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

Zapped Spaceship.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

'Pinch runner, Bob! Hold him on the bag! They put this guy on for only one reason!'

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

It's an ill wind.