Harley Admirer T-Shirts

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Man helping a mini learner driver

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Lucky car.

Free Range Christmas Poultry

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Zapped Spaceship.

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull

'Pinch runner, Bob! Hold him on the bag! They put this guy on for only one reason!'

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

It's an ill wind.

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."