Chevy Impala Admirer T-Shirts

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Red hot little combo

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Lucky car.

Car traffic.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

Earth Sucks!