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"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Do you buy cars here?"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Red hot little combo

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Car traffic.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Lucky car.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Dalek gardening...

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"