Impala Admirer T-Shirts

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Thug life on safari.

Magic Tricks

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'I love rock festivals!'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Genius Bar

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Joke Shop and Novelties

Gorillas in the jungle.

"It's a human hand!"

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

'That's what I call magical magic!'