Impala Admirer Gifts

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Thug life on safari.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Magic Tricks

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'I love rock festivals!'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

Paul Daniels.

Way too much anthropomorphising

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

Genius Bar

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Yeah, maybe so, but you're not higher up on the food chain.

Naomi Osaka

Gorillas in the jungle.

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

Joke Shop and Novelties

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"It's a human hand!"