Chevy Impala Fan Gifts

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Did you know that studies show almost 95 percent of all Chevy Impala owners sell their car within 3 months?"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Is it that bad?"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Juggler and Illusionist

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'...and that is my philosophy.'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"Lucky Guess."