Impala Aficionado Gifts

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Slow food restaurant

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

New technologies.

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Real Beer People

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.