International Aficionado Gifts

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

Nuclear talks.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Driverless cars rage.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Why would birdie need newspaper?