Impala Aficionado Prints

"Baldo, money doesn't buy happiness."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Mohamed Salah

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

Slow food restaurant

New technologies.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Were you ever young? If so, what was it like for you? -Grandma Pat. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Awful and typical. I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and, in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell. The usual stuff. Getting old is worse. I don't want to hear about it. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-10)

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Real Beer People

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Elvis Presley

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"