Improv Aficionado Prints

Improv Night

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

Improv Yoga Class

Stephen Harper at the Improv.

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

'You had him and lost him. Too much trash-talk - not enough ‘Gimme your wallet.' Quit ad-libbing. Stick to the script.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Snowprov

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Desert Island BBQ

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Driverless cars rage.

Allegro con molto espresso

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."