Improv Aficionado Gifts

Improv Night

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

Improv Yoga Class

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

People who say television leaves nothing to the imagination haven't seen the picture reception we get.

Stephen Harper at the Improv.

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

'You had him and lost him. Too much trash-talk - not enough ‘Gimme your wallet.' Quit ad-libbing. Stick to the script.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Allegro con molto espresso

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."