Vintage Americana Fan Gifts

Theodore Roosevelt.

Best before 65 million BC.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jimi Hendrix.

Adult Barbershop

The Dandy

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Jack in the Box

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Root 66.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Dead animal toupee.

'Dauber Micawber'

Masked Ball

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Victorian Secret

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Mick Jagger at 95.

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Elvis' autopsy

Ronald Reagan

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Purple dress

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."