Americana Fan Gifts

Whack-A-Yankee

Root 66.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

Theodore Roosevelt.

Funky Facts: USA.

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

Ronald Reagan

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Haile Selassie

Early American Think Tank.

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

Arthur Miller.

Grant Wood didn't like the original composition for his 'American Gothic' painting.

Nostalgiaville

Bill de Blasio

World's oldest activist: 'YANKEE GO HOME, since 1919'

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

Abraham Lincoln snowman in front of White House.

No Settling

'So you're a national bird, big deal. If you're so hot, why can't you swim?'

'Some girls have all the fun!'

Me, Myself & I

Turkey joins in at the first thanksgiving.

"Scientists have now concluded that despite Woody Guthrie's best efforts, 'This Land' was, in fact, not made for you and me."

History of California