Americana Fan Pillows

Whack-A-Yankee

Root 66.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

Theodore Roosevelt.

Funky Facts: USA.

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

Ronald Reagan

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Early American Think Tank.

Haile Selassie

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

Bill de Blasio

Grant Wood didn't like the original composition for his 'American Gothic' painting.

Nostalgiaville

World's oldest activist: 'YANKEE GO HOME, since 1919'

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

'So you're a national bird, big deal. If you're so hot, why can't you swim?'

No Settling

'Some girls have all the fun!'

"Scientists have now concluded that despite Woody Guthrie's best efforts, 'This Land' was, in fact, not made for you and me."

Turkey joins in at the first thanksgiving.

History of California

Trump Chili/Soup

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'