Americana Aficionado Gifts

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

"Herb's from Texas."

Johnny Cash To Do List by Tom Bachtell

Trailer Trash.

Grant Wood didn't like the original composition for his 'American Gothic' painting.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Driverless cars rage.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Beer Stall

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Sitting in a tree

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Happy thoughts

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'