Africana Aficionado Gifts

Haile Selassie

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Back to school.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Herb's from Texas."

Nelson Mandela.

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Br... No Exit

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

Barry Cryer.

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

Party Party!

Pumping up wig in blender.

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

Funky Facts: USA.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Ronald Reagan

E.U. Health Farm

Brown: You say 'government' but I say 'governance'...

Brexit: Thank you Dave!

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

European Union versus Big Tech

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Sheep.

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse