Africana Aficionado Pillows

Haile Selassie

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Herb's from Texas."

Nelson Mandela.

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Br... No Exit

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

Funky Facts: USA.

Party Party!

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

Ronald Reagan

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Paddlithic Period

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Sheep.

Brown: You say 'government' but I say 'governance'...

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

E.U. Health Farm

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

Brexit: Thank you Dave!

European Union versus Big Tech