Vintage Americana Fan T-Shirts

Theodore Roosevelt.

Best before 65 million BC.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Adult Barbershop

The Dandy

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Jack in the Box

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Root 66.

Masked Ball

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

Dead animal toupee.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Victorian Secret

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Mick Jagger at 95.

'Dauber Micawber'

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Ronald Reagan

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

Purple dress

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'