Classic Americana Fan T-Shirts

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

Adult Barbershop

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Root 66.

"How was the play!"

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Theodore Roosevelt.

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

Mick Jagger at 95.

'Dauber Micawber'

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Ronald Reagan

'And this is our basic model.'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy! Not again!"

"Redwood or oak?"