Classic Americana Fan Mugs

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Jimi Hendrix.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Root 66.

"How was the play!"

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Mick Jagger at 95.

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Theodore Roosevelt.

'Dauber Micawber'

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Elvis' autopsy

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Ronald Reagan

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

'And this is our basic model.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy! Not again!"